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Pablo Sanchez
12-19-2010, 10:18 PM
Poker room had around twenty or so tables and i'm playing 4-8 limit. It is your standard fare of regulars, mostly older white and hispanic guys. There was one guy in particular who I will call Joe. Joe had been exchanging barbs with a hispanic lady named Ruth. She was in her late 30s but looked like she was in her mid 40s. You know the type, one of those women with a lot of mileage, too much sun and cigs. At first, I thought the barbs and verbal jabs were good natured humor between old time friends.

Its not until a half hour into it that I notice that no one is laughing and that they kinda hate each other.

Joe and Ruth get involved in a hand where Joe is betting the whole way and Ruth is calling down.

Joe says, "You better fold Ruth, I got a big hand and I see you're almost out of money. If you lose, you'll end up in the parking lot getting your knees dirty servicing some John"

"F**k you Joe" Ruth replies.

Which is pretty much her replies to everything Joe says. The river is dealt and sure enough Joe ends up winning the hand and busting Ruth. Ruth then says, "Hold my seat" and then she disappears out the door.

She returns 15 minutes later and buys in for $50. Joe then turns to her and says, "Giving head again in the parking lot huh?"
She shoots him a glare that would melt metal and replies with her trademark, "F**K you Joe" but this time adds a "God I f**king hate you!"

Next hand, she gets into it with someone else and sure enough busts out. She then says, "Hold my seat" and shes up and out the door again.

This time, she is gone for over twenty minutes and they sell her seat to someone else.

A guy comes to the table laughing and says, "You're not going to believe this, some broad out in the parking lot offered me a blowjob for $50 bucks."

The table busts out laughing and the dealer signals for one of the floorman to come over. He tells the floorman, "Looks like Ruth is at it again"

Floorman rolls his eyes in a knowing sorta overused expression and speaks into his walkie talkie, "Ruth is out in the parking lot again, find her and tell her she's done for the day."

Dr Lecterr
12-19-2010, 11:21 PM
There is something extra special about taking money from a bitch who got it sucking cock. The only thing better would be to bust her at the table.... Get a blow from her and give her the money back, then bust her again!

Pablo Sanchez
12-20-2010, 09:59 AM
Well, at least now we know how Timsta acquired his bankroll...

Wedge Rock
12-20-2010, 10:03 AM
$50! You can get a rub and tug at the Oriental massage parlor for $20...

Ace-in-Space
12-20-2010, 10:48 AM
Well, at least now we know how Timsta acquired his bankroll...

Was the money well spent?

Rounder Wannabe
12-20-2010, 12:09 PM
im going to need the location of said poker room.

i got some time and money on my hands after work today.

just sayin.

Quads
12-20-2010, 12:18 PM
So you gave Ruth a ride home?

Pablo Sanchez
12-20-2010, 12:33 PM
Quads, can't you just see this happening at the Sheep?

Wedge Rock
12-20-2010, 04:58 PM
Funny poker story
Poker room had around twenty or so tables and i'm playing 4-8 limit. It is your standard fare of regulars, mostly older white and hispanic guys. There was one guy in particular who I will call Joe. Joe had been exchanging barbs with a hispanic lady named Ruth. She was in her late 30s but looked like she was in her mid 40s. You know the type, one of those women with a lot of mileage, too much sun and cigs. At first, I thought the barbs and verbal jabs were good natured humor between old time friends.

Its not until a half hour into it that I notice that no one is laughing and that they kinda hate each other.

Joe and Ruth get involved in a hand where Joe is betting the whole way and Ruth is calling down.

Joe says, "You better fold Ruth, I got a big hand and I see you're almost out of money. If you lose, you'll end up in the parking lot getting your knees dirty servicing some John"

"F**k you Joe" Ruth replies.

Which is pretty much her replies to everything Joe says. The river is dealt and sure enough Joe ends up winning the hand and busting Ruth. Ruth then says, "Hold my seat" and then she disappears out the door.

She returns 15 minutes later and buys in for $50. Joe then turns to her and says, "Giving head again in the parking lot huh?"
She shoots him a glare that would melt metal and replies with her trademark, "F**K you Joe" but this time adds a "God I f**king hate you!"

Next hand, she gets into it with someone else and sure enough busts out. She then says, "Hold my seat" and shes up and out the door again.

This time, she is gone for over twenty minutes and they sell her seat to someone else.

A guy comes to the table laughing and says, "You're not going to believe this, some broad out in the parking lot offered me a blowjob for $50 bucks."

The table busts out laughing and the dealer signals for one of the floorman to come over. He tells the floorman, "Looks like Ruth is at it again"

Floorman rolls his eyes in a knowing sorta overused expression and speaks into his walkie talkie, "Ruth is out in the parking lot again, find her and tell her she's done for the day."

There is nothing funny about this story... All I see is a tale of desperation...one that can't end well. This woman is crying out for help. Now, I don't know when this story originated, but now that its the Christmas Season, someone needs to reach out to Ruth and offer her an ear to listen and more importantly, wisdom to guide her in the future...

Sitting down with barely six big blinds is insane! Find a lower limit! Preferably 25c/50c... If the card room doesn't offer limits that low, she needs to charge more for parking lot head or swallow/spit more before coming back to the card room. I realize you don't need as big of a stack at limit, but $400 (50 big blinds) would give her a much better shot at success.

Pablo Sanchez
12-20-2010, 05:30 PM
I wondered where Wedge was going with that one...

Well at least we know that if Ruth doesn't have a good "shot at success", at least she's received many shots of something else along the way.

Quads
12-20-2010, 06:22 PM
At the sheep, yes. Actually, up until the point of "20ish tables running 4/8" it fit that room to a "T". Especially with Charlie in the box.

The only other place it *could* be would be the Derby... Possibly the Cap. The Cap being closer to Auburn and Watt Ave.