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Dr Lecterr
06-01-2011, 07:34 PM
Sitting in the theater now. I'll update tonight with a review. I've heard it's really funny.

(I'm here by myself because I left the house after the 3 year pushed me to the limit. Being a Dad is so..... Much.... Fun )

RyGuy
06-01-2011, 08:38 PM
(I'm here by myself because I left the house after the 3 year pushed me to the limit. Being a Dad is so..... Much.... Fun )

And The Hangover 2 wasn't playing?

LouTam
06-01-2011, 10:29 PM
Make sure you stop off for a Bud Light w/Lime on your way home.

Rounder Wannabe
06-01-2011, 11:01 PM
Did you wear crocs to the theater?

Dr Lecterr
06-01-2011, 11:22 PM
You fucking dolts. It's not a chick flick it's a comedy. dickheads! Oh - and I already saw Hangover 2........it mostly sucked


Ok.....here is the review;

Overall it is pretty damn funny. There are a couple laugh out loud parts that are A+, but most of the movie is good but not great humor. I think it could have been a little more crude for my taste. It had the makings to be much funnier with some extra crude material. It's like they would start down a seriously funny moment and it got let down due to them staying within a normal rated R commentary.

Overall I give it a B to B minus. Give a look on a rental

Dr Lecterr
06-01-2011, 11:24 PM
Make sure you stop off for a Bud Light w/Lime on your way home.

Your mom didn't have any in the fridge, so I settled for a lap dance and wine spritzer

Did you wear crocs to the theater?

As a matter of fact, I did. It was the quickest pair of shoes I could slide on when I heard your garage door open

Randy2310
06-02-2011, 06:22 AM
As a matter of fact, I did. It was the quickest pair of shoes I could slide on when I heard your garage door open

GOLD!

2_hotty
06-02-2011, 08:52 AM
Snaps aside, this thread is gay. I told my wife that you saw this by yourself. Her response..."LOL, What a homo".

bigslickwood
06-02-2011, 09:51 AM
You guys are idiots. The crew behind this movie has made some of the funniest flics of all time: 40 Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Superbad, Knocked Up, etc. I'd go see it (and will one of these days) just for the novelty of catching this type of crude humor from the female perspective.

Anyone who dismisses this as 'a chic flic' is too worried about how small their dick looks in their leather thong...

Trann
06-02-2011, 10:17 AM
itym banana hammock amirite?

Up high.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2010/10/the-todd-robert-maschio-abc.jpg

Pablo Sanchez
06-02-2011, 11:58 AM
So wait, let me get this straight, you went to see a chick comedy....by yourself? I now feel 40% gayer for having read this thread.

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/12665-1/Thread-Gay-Disturbing.jpg

IFLOPPEDITSUCKER
06-02-2011, 12:08 PM
the fact that you even OWN crocs makes you halfafag, sir. Then you go sit in a dark theatre by yourself. Then you admit it and defend it. Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a goddamned duck. Pee Wee Herman is proud of you.

Dr Lecterr
06-02-2011, 01:09 PM
Snaps aside, this thread is gay. I told my wife that you saw this by yourself. Her response..."LOL, What a homo".

I cannot believe that you would say that. People go to the movies by themselves all the time. In this instance, it was getting late.....the wifey had to be home with the kids and I needed to get out of the house.

You guys are idiots. The crew behind this movie has made some of the funniest flics of all time: 40 Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Superbad, Knocked Up, etc. I'd go see it (and will one of these days) just for the novelty of catching this type of crude humor from the female perspective.

Anyone who dismisses this as 'a chic flic' is too worried about how small their dick looks in their leather thong...

^^^THIS^^^

So wait, let me get this straight, you went to see a chick comedy....by yourself? I now feel 40% gayer for having read this thread.

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/12665-1/Thread-Gay-Disturbing.jpg

a chick comedy??? Obviously you do not keep up with movies. This has great reviews and is far from a "chick comedy"

the fact that you even OWN crocs makes you halfafag, sir. Then you go sit in a dark theatre by yourself. Then you admit it and defend it. Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a goddamned duck. Pee Wee Herman is proud of you.

I do NOT own crocs. I said that I grabbed the other dudes as a joke.

yeah....I'm gay, a solo movie watcher, pee wee herman lover and whatever else you want to call me.........
I wont be reviewing anymore movies for you fuck-sticks

detroitdad
06-02-2011, 01:18 PM
yeah....I'm gay, a solo movie watcher, pee wee herman lover and whatever else you want to call me.........
I wont be reviewing anymore movies for you fuck-sticks

didn't think you were a bitch until this.................:D

LouTam
06-02-2011, 01:23 PM
Don't give up on movie reviews just because of a few dicks.


To this day my wife still claims that review you wrote about Beaches was epic in it's scope with your take on the male justoposition of emotional recovery.

2_hotty
06-02-2011, 01:41 PM
Two things.

One, the ribbing was NOT because you went by yourself, it was because you went by yourself to see Bridesmaids. If you went to see something non-gay, like Hangover or something, no comments at all.

Two, HTFU. These comments should have been expected.

IFLOPPEDITSUCKER
06-02-2011, 03:28 PM
I love you man. nohomo though...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HvnrtGqYrfY/S8flVQY7lnI/AAAAAAAACQk/lEqGMf0OBbc/s400/nohomo1.jpg

Dr Lecterr
06-02-2011, 04:30 PM
I'm not taking this serious. Just giving it back to you dicks.

IFLOPPEDITSUCKER
06-02-2011, 05:22 PM
It's your lie Nancy, tell it how you want

Wedge Rock
06-03-2011, 02:59 PM
I now feel 40% gayer for having read this thread.

You can't go above 100%. Sorry.

Dr Lecterr
06-04-2011, 07:43 AM
Alright. This shit is funny and I had to tell you ball fondlers about it

My brother and I were talking and I told him I saw bridesmaids and I was telling him about the show. He said, " I'm surprised you went and saw that. It doesn't seem like something you would go see". We discussed it a little more and then it dawned on him that I went by my self. He then said, " wait,, you went and saw it alone". And I said yeah. His immediate response.......


HOMO!!!


It turns out maybe it was gay. Oh well, I'm off to find a pair of short shorts and a belly shirt for my run this morning.

2_hotty
06-04-2011, 08:17 AM
I lol'd.

IFLOPPEDITSUCKER
06-04-2011, 09:47 AM
We accept your apology. Porn as penance please. The depraved kind, too, none of that woman friendly shit. Perhaps a bride should be involved....

Pablo Sanchez
06-04-2011, 10:17 AM
Mmm, maybe Lecterr's straight after all.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0oIQJaB6vU

Dr Lecterr
06-04-2011, 01:08 PM
Nice one Pablo

Quads
06-04-2011, 07:18 PM
It turns out maybe I'm it was gay. Oh well, I'm off to find a pair of short shorts and a belly shirt for my run this morning.

/fixed

Pablo Sanchez
08-26-2011, 03:08 PM
Alright. This shit is funny and I had to tell you ball fondlers about it

My brother and I were talking and I told him I saw bridesmaids and I was telling him about the show. He said, " I'm surprised you went and saw that. It doesn't seem like something you would go see". We discussed it a little more and then it dawned on him that I went by my self. He then said, " wait,, you went and saw it alone". And I said yeah. His immediate response.......


HOMO!!!


It turns out maybe it was gay. Oh well, I'm off to find a pair of short shorts and a belly shirt for my run this morning.

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt288/abdool/judge_you_are_a_phaggot.jpg

Dr Lecterr
08-26-2011, 03:56 PM
Thanks for bringing this back up. Ass Muncher!

IFLOPPEDITSUCKER
08-27-2011, 09:46 AM
pot...kettle...you know the routine.

Ass Muncher

NathanJax
10-30-2011, 09:35 PM
Watched it tonight while at work. Only reason I watched it was because the wife wanted to add it to our movie collection and I watch every movie in my collection (to say I've watched every movie)

Couple funny parts, but overall, it's definitely a chick flick.

FL70
10-31-2011, 10:05 AM
Saw with Mrs on DVD. Funny bits, but it's 100% SNL movie.

Meaning it's completely skit-centric. You could practically see them sitting around writing it, "Hey we'll do a real funny bit where she gets doped up on a plane - that'll be 10 minutes. Then we've got a great bit where she tries to get the cops attention - antoher solid 5 minute skit."

As a movie it sucked. As a bunch of funny, somewhat related SNL skits, it was OK.

tele_pathic
10-31-2011, 01:09 PM
Saw with Mrs on DVD. Funny bits, but it's 100% SNL movie.

Meaning it's completely skit-centric. You could practically see them sitting around writing it, "Hey we'll do a real funny bit where she gets doped up on a plane - that'll be 10 minutes. Then we've got a great bit where she tries to get the cops attention - antoher solid 5 minute skit."

As a movie it sucked. As a bunch of funny, somewhat related SNL skits, it was OK.

I agree....I will say first, that wifey AND I watched this TOGETHER!!! As a man should do, watch a chick flick only in the company of a chick.

Anywho...I was hoping for better. We were both a bit disappointed in the movie, not as funny as it could have been, should have been, etc.

Guma
10-31-2011, 01:20 PM
So glad this thread got bumped, I hadn't seen it and lol'd the whole way through...

Dr Lecterr
10-31-2011, 04:30 PM
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9435/testkuu.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/821/testkuu.jpg/)

jrees
10-31-2011, 04:45 PM
So glad this thread got bumped, I hadn't seen it and lol'd the whole way through...

This. The girlfriend and I thought it was hilarious.

Well done.

vtpoker
10-31-2011, 06:37 PM
I hate to break up a chick flick rant...but do you guys understand that some of our favorite movies are pretty much chick flicks...
Case in point - Bull Durham, besides the fucking baseball...it is estrogen all over the fucking place.

Rudy - Throw a woman in there fighting the odds to make it...chick flick

Street Legal - without the pointless full frontal and penetration...chick flick

See what I mean.

tele_pathic
10-31-2011, 07:53 PM
I hate to break up a chick flick rant...but do you guys understand that some of our favorite movies are pretty much chick flicks...
Case in point - Bull Durham, besides the fucking baseball...it is estrogen all over the fucking place.

Rudy - Throw a woman in there fighting the odds to make it...chick flick

Street Legal - without the pointless full frontal and penetration...chick flick

See what I mean.

V, do you have a point? Cuz I hate all those fucking movies!

Rounder Wannabe
10-31-2011, 07:57 PM
I hate to break up a chick flick rant...but do you guys understand that some of our favorite movies are pretty much chick flicks...
Case in point - Bull Durham, besides the fucking baseball...it is estrogen all over the fucking place.

Rudy - Throw a woman in there fighting the odds to make it...chick flick

Street Legal - without the pointless full frontal and penetration...chick flick

See what I mean.

our?

you must have thought you were posting on PerfectWOMANcave, sally.

:mrgreen:

vtpoker
10-31-2011, 07:58 PM
Wait what? You hate Street Legal...You must hate porn in general. I'm sorry for you.

My point was, most guys in this thread are all making fun of Bridesmaids as a chick flick, but then in other threads they talk about some of the movies like Rudy, or Bull Durham like it's some amazing movie that isn't just a chick flick masquerading as a "guy" movie.

I threw Street Legal in there because in college it rated right up there with Swedish Singles and Puppet porn for random Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary nights with ladies and gents in attendance. A lot of booze and a lot of happy memories with that movie.

2_hotty
11-01-2011, 10:53 AM
At no point in time have I ever, or will I ever, call Bull Durham one of my favorite movies. Also, did Rudy even have a love interest in it??

I have no idea what Street Legal is, so again, not a favorite.

All that being said, Bridesmaids is a chick flick.

MsprinM
11-01-2011, 01:04 PM
If there isn't sex and or unnecessary violence its a chick flick

Dr Lecterr
11-01-2011, 01:49 PM
I'm so glad I started this :::eyeroll:::

Richard Cranium
11-01-2011, 03:28 PM
Wait what? You hate Street Legal...You must hate porn in general. I'm sorry for you.

My point was, most guys in this thread are all making fun of Bridesmaids as a chick flick, but then in other threads they talk about some of the movies like Rudy, or Bull Durham like it's some amazing movie that isn't just a chick flick masquerading as a "guy" movie.

I threw Street Legal in there because in college it rated right up there with Swedish Singles and Puppet porn for random Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary nights with ladies and gents in attendance. A lot of booze and a lot of happy memories with that movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto

Wedge Rock
11-09-2011, 07:39 AM
Case in point - Bull Durham, besides the fucking baseball...it is estrogen all over the fucking place.

You are watching it wrong.

Stop the movie right after Nuke gets the call up and goes and finds Crash in the bar, and the film maintains its dignity.

If you watch Crash move on, hit his home run, then come back and bang that old lady in the tub with candles and put on a fucking robe and dance around like a homo... then its a chick flick.