Names of hands...

[Rob]

From pokerpages.com:

AA - American Airlines, Bullets, Pocket Rockets
KK - Cowboys, King Kong, Kangaroos, Ace Magnets, Ace Bait
QQ - Ladies, Hookers, 4 Tits
JJ - Hooks, Fish-Hooks
TT - Dimes, Tension
99 - German Virgin
88 - Snowmen, 2 fat ladies
77 - Sunset Strip, Hockey Sticks
66 - Route 66
55 - Presto, Speed Limit
44 - Magnum, Sailboats
33 - Crabs
22 - Ducks, Desmond (from Archbishop Desmond Tutu?)


AK - Big Slick, Santa Barbara
AQ - Big Chick, Walking back to Houston, Little Slick
AJ - Ajax, Jack Ass
AT - Johnny Moss
A8 - Dead Mans Hand
A4 - Paper
A3 - Baskin Robins
A2 - Hunting Season, Little Slick, Acey Deucey
KQs - Suited Marriage
KQo - Mixed Marriage
KJ - Kojak, Bachelors Hand, King James
KT - Kate, Katy, Tenko
K9 - Dog, Fido, canine
K3 - King crab,
QJ - Maverick
QT - Quint, Cutie, Q-Tip
Q9 - Quinine
Q7 - Computer Hand
Q3 - Gay Waiter, San Francisco Busboy
J6 - Railroad Hand
J5 - Motown, Jackson 5
J4 - Flat tires
T8 - Tetris
T5 - Woolworth, Five and Dime
T4 - Broderick Crawford, Convoy
T2 - Texas Dolly, Doyle Brunson
98 - Oldsmobile
96 - Big Lick, Dinner for Two
95 - Dolly Parton
93 - Jack Benny
92 - Montana Banana, Twiggy
76 - Union Oil
75 - Heinz
74 - Double Down
72 - Beer Hand
54 - Jesse James, Colt
43 - George W Bush
42 - Lumberjack Hand

[Daddy]

What happened to broKebacK?

[Hagar]

What happened to broKebacK?

It'll get out there, it's too perfect. Worm oughta coin that one. That's a pretty old list, doesn't even have AK = Anna Kournakova - Looks good, but doesn't win very muchl....

[Rob]

Yeah -
I think this list is too old for something as new as the brokeback hand.

Theyre missing J2 = Jack shit as well.

Still fun to read.

Rob

[shiz]

I just heard the gay waiter one the other day... queen with a tray. pretty funny

[Pablo Sanchez]

And don't forget:

QQ - Sigfried and Roy
AA - Weapons of Mass Destruction
JKo - The Wanker ("jack-king off")
KK - BuKKake
JTs - The Scooter Hand

[Hagar]

JTs - The Scooter Hand

No offense Scooter, but I think JT is the favorite hand of about 90% of the players out there.

Theyre missing J2 = Jack shit as well.

This was another BYOC coined name (Thank you very much!) that I think could make it into public usage.

74 = Docshit, is another great one, but requires too much "inside joke" for it to take off amongst the masses.

[Quads]

Scooter-
What is the DonkeyCock? 7/4o?

[Daddy]

LOL!! Forgot all about "Docshit". Yer right....it would take way to much explaning!! Q3=Gay Waiter.......can't wait to tell Annie's brother about that one......he's gay and a waiter......maybe we should change it to the "Hunter".....LOL!!

[Pablo Sanchez]

Quads: 7/4 off is the Don Juan Nuts.
4/5 off is the "Sheep nuts" because it always wins for the idiots at the Black Sheep. I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time some dipshit called a $20 preflop raise at the Black Sheep $1/2 NL table.

The other day I raised to $25 preflop with AK suited. Flop came K65 rainbow. I bet $30, some assclown shoves all in for $130. I call, figuring he has KQ or KJ, maybe a set. Nope, dipshit called $25 preflop with 5/6 off!! "Rack please"!!

[Hagar]

The other day I raised to $25 preflop with AK suited. Flop came K65 rainbow. I bet $30, some assclown shoves all in for $130. I call, figuring he has KQ or KJ, maybe a set. Nope, dipshit called $25 preflop with 5/6 off!! "Rack please"!!

Jeez, that's NEVER happened to me. Not even with some Sausage Jockey holding JT...... ;)

We coined 74 "Docshit" after Doc's tendancy to drag pots with it last year.